pissbong:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

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portentsofwoe:

pruane2:

very telling of tumblr to denounce and attack monarchists but praise and devote themselves wholly to Princess Peach, a known war mongerer and imperialist

she baked me a cake

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atomic-darth:

siobhanblank:

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

Originally posted by raivhen

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cup-a-fear:

Target killed immediately upon impact

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Why are colds like

jonesandbennett:

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

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